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Mistaken Lyrics Coaster Sets

$25.00

Mistaken Lyrics Coaster Sets

$25.00

  • Story
  • Greatest Hits
  • Love Songs
  • Classics
  • 1980’s
  • Source
  • These laser cut coasters are sure to make you giggle! They also make great gifts for the fun-loving music-mishearing loved one in your life. Choose your favorites from Classics, 1980's, Greatest Hits Gold or Love Songs. 

    Each set includes 6 laser engraved 4" cork square coasters. Choose From:

  • Greatest Hits Gold set lyrics: 

    Hit me with your pet shark
    -Hit Me with Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar

    She's a good girl
    Loves her mama
    Loves Cheez-its
    And America too
    -Free Fallin' by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

    Hold me closer
    Tony Danza
    -Tiny Dancer by Elton John

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Who am i to disagree
    -Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics

    Shake it
    Like a polar bear ninja
    -Hey Ya by Outkast

    No one knows what it's like
    To be the batman
    -Behind Blue Eyes by The Who

  • Love songs set lyrics: 

    The only one
    Who could ever reach me
    Was the son of a tree surgeon
    -Son of a Preacher by Dusty Springfield

    Darling you’re so great
    I can’t wait for you to ovulate
    - Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye

    Like a virgin
    Touched for the 31st time
    - Like a Virgin by Madonna

    It doesn’t make a difference
    If we’re naked or not
    - Livin' On a Prayer by Bon Jovi

    Excuse me while I
    Kiss this guy
    - Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix

    Hold me closer
    Tony Danza
    - Tiny Dancer by Elton John

  • Classics set lyrics: 

    Got mud on your face
    You big disgrace
    Kicking your cat
    All over the place
    - We Will Rock You by Queen

    Suddenly someone is there
    At the turnstyle
    The girl with colitis goes by
    - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by The Beatles

    I'll never leave
    Your pizza burnin'
    - Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones

    There's a bathroom on the right
    - Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Gimme the beach boys
    To free my soul
    - Drift Away by Doby Gray

    She's got a tick in her eye
    And she don't care
    - Ticket To Ride by The Beatles

  • 1980's set lyrics: 

    Rock the cat spa
    Rock the cat spa –
    -Rock the Casbah by The Clash

    Like a virgin
    Touched for the 31st time
    - Like a Virgin by Madonna

    I want a new truck
    One that won’t make me sick
    - I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis and The News

    She’s a good girl
    Loves her mama
    Loves Cheez-its
    And America too
    -Free Fallin' by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

    Ghost man so
    Ghost man so
    Ghost man so close to me
    - Don't Stand So Close To Me by the Police

    I left some brains
    Down in Africa
    -Africa by Toto

  • Bright Beam Goods was founded in 2010 by owners, operators, and makers-in-chief Eve Trester-Wilson and Kristen von Minden. Eve and Kristen are friends who share a background in architecture, a taste for power tools, and a passion for crafting.

    The studio at Bright Beam Goods houses a pair of laser cutters and a variety of other tools with which they make their own products, but also help others with theirs. They do custom laser cutting, teach classes, offer memberships, and share their space with a couple dozen like-minded makers. Their workshop is a place where creative types come together to craft, create, collaborate and inspire one another.

    At Bright Beam Goods, they believe that handmade things carry more meaning. They are special, unique, imbued with traces of the human hand, and they bring with them a sense of wonder and joy. 

    They make products they'd love to own—high quality and hand-crafted treasures, both playful and elegant—things that make them smile! Their products range from jewelry to housewares to games and puzzles, but each is dreamt up and developed from start to finish in their workshop in Austin, TX.